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Science Has Done It! They’ve Solved This GREAT Mystery!

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Science has done it! They’ve solved one of the universe’s greatest mysteries.

Not black-holes.

Not how the universe was created.

Not the Colonel’s spices in KFC chicken.

No. Something much, much bigger:

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This is outstanding news! This issue has vexed me my entire life! And now I have an answer! Time to go find all my missing socks!

Thank you so much, Science! Now get back to curing cancer, bad hair, and Chick-Fil-A only being open on Sunday!

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