A woman saved her money for months to buy a statue of President Obama. The $1249 statue sat on a bench on her front porch for over a year.
One recent morning, Tiffany Bruce discovered the life sized Obama décor was missing. Tiffany was so upset that she ended up in the hospital with an Obama-statue induced panic attack.
The statue was found days later. It was not found on the golf course, but rather relaxing in a park with a consumed six pack of Twisted Teas and a cigarette. Like the President, the statue also does not have a plan on dealing with ISIS.
The Obama statue is now resting comfortably on Bruce’s porch. She had originally intended to also buy a Hillary statue. But just like many other Americans, Bruce is now rethinking Hillary.